The Horror!
by mike on Jul.08, 2010, under For Fun
July 3 – Dear Diary,
Today the unthinkable happened. In an instant – cut down in half by chance. Damaged & wounded beyond repair, I thought this would bring an end to all…..but it was not meant to be.
The sharp drop to the floor left a gash across your emanating visage, distorted by colors that should not be shown, and a pale white where once was life. You still contained vital information though, so a suitable substitute was made – the little EEPC performed duties in your stead in the coming day while Master scoured the expanse known as “Craig’s List” searching for a solution.
July 4 -
Morning – Success! A suitable donor has been found! Craig did his job well. Cast aside by its owner for mere pieces of paper, this may be the piece we need for the final revival. A trip to Union City is required. While I am anxious to begin the operation right away, a detour for a meal in Chevy’s will ensure optimal attentiveness.
Evening – Dear little one, I see you’ve met your twin. He was not created with the same gifts – slightly slower, and his memory isn’t as expansive, but his good looks will soon become yours. We must document all things for the archives. Do not fret about the rest of his body – we will find alternative uses for him.
Dear Diary – the mistress of the house assists with this herculean tasks. I think she rather enjoys the aggressive display of savagery and chaos. She disassembles without hesitation or regret, no regret or malice. Quite disturbing – I must note this for future “research”.
Completed – Ahhhh……after 30 minutes, the surgery is completed. Very successful – no complications. I’m very impressed. One could not even tell that this ever occurred with the exception of an added body in the room – and very portable I must say. You may now return to your normal duties. Forget the whole thing ever happened. I only have to find a way to safely dispose of the evidence.
As for the now headless #2 – let’s see. Very sleek body, by the way. I think I will introduce you to a good friend of mine – the Penguin. Bwah hah. Let’s see how well you handle the infamous “Mythbox”…….
To Be Continued…..
